I’m not typically an eye-roller. To be honest, I can’t tell you when I picked this up. For some people, it’s naturally their thing. I’m not knocking it, really. Me, though? I’ve been doing fine without being extra. I’m just trying to ascertain why I’m doing it with such frequency.

I was in a meeting last week and I’m pretty sure the woman running it noticed me giving her the whites of my eyeballs. I did it a few times at different folk. I was certainly raised better but this mess out here I’m doing…I don’t know what’s come over me.

I assure you, I’m working on myself. I have great restraint, despite what I’m saying. I’m going to need other folk to work on themselves too. I cannot always be the bigger person ’cause I can assure you, they’re not either. [Rolling eyes]

You know who’s justly deserving of the eye-roll now? Politicians. They’re sounding a lot more like Charlie Brown’s teacher and I’m really annoyed at the sound of them.

Do you remember voting for king and queen of prom? It was a popularity contest, much like what the political scene has become. And if I get another flyer in my mailbox…I guess my eyes will be rolling ’til this is over. I just hope I don’t get dizzy and pass out.

One thing for sure, eye better get it together.