How y’all doing?

Imagine being a cell in someone’s brain. Have you ever? I mean, just think about it. Envision being there with a buncha other cells, only to conclude you don’t wanna be there. In fact, you don’t even like the brain you’re inside of.

Enough of you feel that way but you’re still in the minority. However, y’all get together and outsmart the other cells to make your person do what you want your person to do. It only takes a few coupled with tenacity anyhow.

So!

Y’all get together and make your person think he’s a bit off. It starts early in the morning. Soon as Person gets outta bed, you have him walking in the dark and bam! He bumps into the door of the bathroom and earns a bruise to the forehead. Doesn’t have a clue why he was walking through darkness behind closed lids. Anyhow, that awakens other cells but you and the posse’s had an early start plotting and scheming. He chews on his morning breath and passes bubbly gas, stumbling toward the toilet.

Next, y’all have him at the job in a meeting. Oh, he knows nothing but says everything. Just an off the cuff mothasucka, okay?! Y’all tired of getting embarrassed and it helps none that everyone around your person is thoughtful, contemplative and have a keen way of rationalizing situations. The more Person is around them, the stronger your will to get out.

Finally, Person drives home from the job where the other cells had him cut the fool. By this time, they’re wide awake and running amuck while you’re cornered with the posse but y’all have a plan. Instead of heading home straightaway, you coax him into going to the local bar.

There, he meets a woman with a skintight polyester dress who, unbeknownst to your person but very clear to you, is a lady of special talents named Lovely. And aren’t they all that after a few drinks…